didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
im holly from the hills drunk
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.