Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again