I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.