i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?