I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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