She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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