end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wish i was in the wii world.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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