That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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