Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
