Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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