I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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