Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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