So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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