took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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