my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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