Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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