If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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