it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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