So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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