The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize