I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
