Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i came on her dog
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT