There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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