i barfeds in our rink
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Yes. It does.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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