Whod you bang
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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