i'm signing you up for texting rehab
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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