Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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