Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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