I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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