...so i touched it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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