Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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