isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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