She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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