Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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