I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Found your dick twin last night
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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