i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I understand Curling. That high.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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