Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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