You surviving the open bar?
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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