I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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