Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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