love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just google imaged poop.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I think i got beer on your cat.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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