Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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