i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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