its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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