did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
