We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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