i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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