i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I believe in your delicious
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
