she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How does one acquire holy water?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My bed smells like the plague
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