i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Blood and glitter go together right?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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