would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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