Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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