: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Randomize
