We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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