My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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