i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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