My room smells like vodka and shame
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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